Nawww
dumbyoyo:

Keanu Reeves is immortal.The guy on the left is Paul Mounet, who was an actor known for his deadpan acting style. He died under unusual circumstances and no body was found.
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More evidence that Keanu Reeves is immortal. (From the Uffizi in Florence, Italy):

“Portrait of a Man” by Parmigianino, an Italian painter, 1503-1540.
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Also, when talking about giving £50 million out of his 70 to the crew of the Matrix (the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters) he said:
“Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries.”
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More evidence suggesting that Keanu Reeves is immortal/vampire:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5zjTa9kNjE#t=4m05
itwasjustapaperbag:

Mee-ee-eeh.
jmcewen:

LOL d’Jour, courtesy of Resse Jivera.
I iz dead tired
SWOOSH